Asparagus – thicker hair, prevents balding; fights chronic fatigue, high blood pressure, cancer; antifungal and antiviral; fights depression; cleanses kidneys (maybe that is why eating asparagus makes going number 1 stink – because that is the smell of your kidneys getting cleaned out); balances insulin levels
(https://www.naturalnews.com/023368_asparagus_benefits_food.html)